Turns out this porky creep has a full 36.2 grams of meat for every 25 grams of salami. He achieves this by extensively drying himself out – less moisture, more meat. He’s the primeval salami and is available as Bunch of 5s, Minis, and the meatiest of them all, the Wideboy.
All his life this stick of meat has been a hot tempered little sausage. He was committed back in 1992 and has been diagnosed with a slight aggression problem. He once bit a kitten and is known to terrorise vegetarians by pouring chicken stock into their shampoo bottles. He’s also available as Bunch of 5s.
This fiery meat demon is the latest addition to the Peperami family and will seriously try to cause you bodily harm. His favourite hobby is arson and generally setting things on fire, which is why he should constantly be stored in his special fireproof wrapping or in a glass of iced water. Try one of these destructive little sticks and you might find out why they’re only available in singles.
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